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Rrrrrrrring, rrrrrrring- I check the incoming call. It is my brother-in-law.

-Hello

-Hi

-What are you doing?

-Telling your niece off, and you?

-Watching cars. I want to buy one.

-Really? What kind of car are you looking for?

-A four-wheeled one.

-Ha! If it were a 2 wheeled-one, it would be a motorbike, and you already have one.

-Do you fancy shopping around for cars with me tomorrow?

-I would love to!. We can meet after dropping the kids at the bus stop. Where do you want to go?

-I have already had a preview and made an appointment to test one tomorrow at 13:30.

-See you tomorrow, then.

 

He picks me up the following day and drives me directly to a second-hand luxury car reseller. As soon as we get there, I think to myself This guy has gone nuts!

-Are you crazy? Are you buying a Porsche? Have you won the lottery?

-No, I am not going to buy it- he whispers . But on my wish list of things to do before turning 35, it is written: Driving a Porsche. This is the easiest way to tick that box.

-Slow down, slow down! In which part of your wish list does it say: Driving a Porsche with your sister-in-law sitting next to you?

 

I think to myself: May God have mercy on our souls if he drives the Porsche the way he drives his motorbike.

 

The salesman approaches us and explains how the car works. He tells my brother-in-law that a representative from the dealership has to be in the car all the time during the test. And being a two-seat sports car, there is no place for me in there.

It won´t take long- the salesman says. You can stay in the shop, but you will have to be alone, since it is lunchtime and everybody has left. Would you mind staying alone for a while?- he asks.

What a lucky strike! I can not believe how fortunate I am!

So, I wave goodbye as they leave and stay in the shop surrounded by luxury cars. Some of them are really amazing.

I decide to get into one of them just to see how comfortable it is. I really enjoy it. I see the starting button. Awesome!

By then my adrenaline is running so high that I do not even realize that I press it. The engine switches on. I put the car in gear. I shift into first gear and move a couple of meters forward. What a blast I am having!

 

I feel like a rocket man in a spaceship. Now I move the steering wheel left and right. What a great experience! I stop and take a selfie. I pose like Kim Kardashian.

 

I get off the car and decide to try a huge all-terrain vehicle. I start the engine and move 10 meters forward. I am so excited that I decide to move 5 more meters. Do you know what happens next?

 

A deafening alarm goes off. The sound is so loud that I can hardly hear a voice screaming: Get off the car immediately.

Oh, my! That is scary! I get off the car, throw myself to the floor and spread wide my legs and arms, awaiting the SEALS to get in and arrest me.

 

I lay there still for a while, till I see two pairs of shoes approaching. I think: Here are the cops. How am I going to explain them that, far from trying to steal a car I was waiting for my brother-in-law to come back?

I look up and see the salesman and my brother-in-law.

-And now, what? What have you done? You have trigerred the emergency alarm! - says my brother-in-law

-I did nothing!

 

-Oh, dear! I would have to disagree with that! I got an emergency notice on my mobile phone and that only happens when a car is driven over 10 meters. Besides, I have checked the video surveillance security system on my device and you have tried not only one, but two cars- the salesman says

My in-law stares at me: Tell me that it is not true!

He mumbles: Let us see how we can get out of this jam.

And he turns to the right and addresses the salesman:

-It has been a pleasure, Fernando. Thanks a million. We keep in touch and let you know as soon as I take a decision.

-I am sorry, but you can not leave the shop -Fernando replies- The alarm is connected with the police station. You are not allowed to leave these premises till they give you permission to do so. A statement needs to be taken.

 

We stayed there for a while. I must admit that I had a horrible experience when I was shown the CCTV and could see myself taking selfies and posing in the cars. I felt like a clown.

-Well…that was just a mature woman´s prank, the policeman stated with a grin

Under the urge that characterises beautiful young women as I am, I almost jumped over this really ungentlemanly police officer, but my brother´s in law glance made me come to a sudden stop. He was much funnier and less of a pickier before turning 35.

 

In revenge, I do not know how he managed but he succeeded in getting the video and he has sent it to the family whats app group. He called it: The mature lady and her Porsches.

Damn it! 

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Rrrrrrrring, rrrrrrring- I check the incoming call. It is my brother-in-law.

-Hello

-Hi

-What are you doing?

-Telling your niece off, and you?

-Watching cars. I want to buy one.

-Really? What kind of car are you looking for?

-A four-wheeled one.

-Ha! If it were a 2 wheeled-one, it would be a motorbike, and you already have one.

-Do you fancy shopping around for cars with me tomorrow?

-I would love to!. We can meet after dropping the kids at the bus stop. Where do you want to go?

-I have already had a preview and made an appointment to test one tomorrow at 13:30.

-See you tomorrow, then.

 

He picks me up the following day and drives me directly to a second-hand luxury car reseller. As soon as we get there, I think to myself This guy has gone nuts!

-Are you crazy? Are you buying a Porsche? Have you won the lottery?

-No, I am not going to buy it- he whispers . But on my wish list of things to do before turning 35, it is written: Driving a Porsche. This is the easiest way to tick that box.

-Slow down, slow down! In which part of your wish list does it say: Driving a Porsche with your sister-in-law sitting next to you?

 

I think to myself: May God have mercy on our souls if he drives the Porsche the way he drives his motorbike.

 

The salesman approaches us and explains how the car works. He tells my brother-in-law that a representative from the dealership has to be in the car all the time during the test. And being a two-seat sports car, there is no place for me in there.

It won´t take long- the salesman says. You can stay in the shop, but you will have to be alone, since it is lunchtime and everybody has left. Would you mind staying alone for a while?- he asks.

What a lucky strike! I can not believe how fortunate I am!

So, I wave goodbye as they leave and stay in the shop surrounded by luxury cars. Some of them are really amazing.

I decide to get into one of them just to see how comfortable it is. I really enjoy it. I see the starting button. Awesome!

By then my adrenaline is running so high that I do not even realize that I press it. The engine switches on. I put the car in gear. I shift into first gear and move a couple of meters forward. What a blast I am having!

 

I feel like a rocket man in a spaceship. Now I move the steering wheel left and right. What a great experience! I stop and take a selfie. I pose like Kim Kardashian.

 

I get off the car and decide to try a huge all-terrain vehicle. I start the engine and move 10 meters forward. I am so excited that I decide to move 5 more meters. Do you know what happens next?

 

A deafening alarm goes off. The sound is so loud that I can hardly hear a voice screaming: Get off the car immediately.

Oh, my! That is scary! I get off the car, throw myself to the floor and spread wide my legs and arms, awaiting the SEALS to get in and arrest me.

 

I lay there still for a while, till I see two pairs of shoes approaching. I think: Here are the cops. How am I going to explain them that, far from trying to steal a car I was waiting for my brother-in-law to come back?

I look up and see the salesman and my brother-in-law.

-And now, what? What have you done? You have trigerred the emergency alarm! - says my brother-in-law

-I did nothing!

 

-Oh, dear! I would have to disagree with that! I got an emergency notice on my mobile phone and that only happens when a car is driven over 10 meters. Besides, I have checked the video surveillance security system on my device and you have tried not only one, but two cars- the salesman says

My in-law stares at me: Tell me that it is not true!

He mumbles: Let us see how we can get out of this jam.

And he turns to the right and addresses the salesman:

-It has been a pleasure, Fernando. Thanks a million. We keep in touch and let you know as soon as I take a decision.

-I am sorry, but you can not leave the shop -Fernando replies- The alarm is connected with the police station. You are not allowed to leave these premises till they give you permission to do so. A statement needs to be taken.

 

We stayed there for a while. I must admit that I had a horrible experience when I was shown the CCTV and could see myself taking selfies and posing in the cars. I felt like a clown.

-Well…that was just a mature woman´s prank, the policeman stated with a grin

Under the urge that characterises beautiful young women as I am, I almost jumped over this really ungentlemanly police officer, but my brother´s in law glance made me come to a sudden stop. He was much funnier and less of a pickier before turning 35.

 

In revenge, I do not know how he managed but he succeeded in getting the video and he has sent it to the family whats app group. He called it: The mature lady and her Porsches.

Damn it! 

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